largehearted: (ϟ Pyramid Head can join my army)
Alexander III of Macedon ([personal profile] largehearted) wrote in [community profile] swinery 2015-03-08 03:04 pm (UTC)

Hn, true—too true! You’re too clever by half, Lady! [ He sniffs, as if the whole idea confuses him. What she’s speaking of is yet more intrigue, and how can you rule anything with that? It’s so much easier to face his adversaries in open battle.

This is also why he’s not even shy about revealing his weaknesses: ]


You might even grow cleverer than I, oho! [ But in a more confidential tone: ]

Bahh, if I wasn’t too clumsy to curtsey—wouldn’t that be a sight, eh? Like one of your mummer’s farces! Ha! But don’t think that I don’t have some respect for a woman who can keep her head above the current. Watch and listen though you may, but too often folks get distracted, and then they fall under!

[ He glares around them, as if daring the vegetation to tattle on the queen mother. He rubs at his beard thoughtfully. ]

For Robert, it was that damn boar. [ One he never got to taste. ] For you, it might be that Queen Goldy! Ah, has there ever been a woman given to such wiles?

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